This is my Bible

This is my Bible.
I am what it says I am.
I have what it says I have.
I can do what it says I can do.
Today I will be taught the Word of God.
I boldly confess.
My mind is alert.
My heart is receptive.
I will never be the same.
In Jesus' name.

-Joel Osteen, and verbally affirmed by those at one of his services, while standing & holding up their Bibles.