In wedding setup assignments, Big Frog graciously volunteered for something and wasn't heard.
me: No one notices the white guy.
After a query went up for someone to draft into the role, Big Frog made direct contact. And got the desired responsibility of carrying 20 pies. I have no doubt he can do that with aplomb, but if only 19 pies show up... or 18... 17... that means Big Frog is having a free for all with the other pies and a really big fork somewhere elsewhere.