So, evidently my parents thought our banjo-pickin' chiropractor was our pastor & greeted him as such.
But he wouldn't take that honor from our pastor; we all know it's a lot of work to be a pastor. So he corrected them that he was just Big Frog's friend.
They returned, "Big Frog's best friend."
To which he replied, "I wouldn't say best... greatest maybe."
I bet someone has that on a tee-shirt or a mug we could send him.