So the girls (Nilla & Mocha, our guinea pigs) have been eating timothy hay up to this point as their primary food. But the newest box for them, I ordered something different.
me: So the girls have a new kind of hay: bluegrass. It's longer, very supple...
Big Frog: I like bluegrass.
me: Yes, I figured that would endear the girls to you all the more. But if you strap tiny banjos to them, you're dead.
