Sunday, January 6, 2019

Epiphany - follow the star

Synergy (our children's ministry) in its evening church permutation covers a huge range, K-5th.  And I love it and I love them but it makes prep interesting.  Some of the kids know their Bible inside and out.  Some don't seem to have a bit of focus but are taking it all in.  Some are pre-literate.  On a given week we could have two kids or 15.

And when you throw in a major holiday like Christmas but don't actually meet since the first Sunday in Hanukkah (unexpected 14" of snow in NC, in addition to all the other programs and planned time off from evening church), you get to cover some interesting ground for Epiphany.

Like a cursory read-thru of the whole of Luke 2 and Matthew 2 with the kids, using my VeggieTales creche.  They've all heard the story of Christmas but how much of it do they know?

Our pastor has been preaching thru Jeremiah so he's alluded to the prophecy of the slaughter of the innocents and its initial context of the Israelites going into exile, but to read it again out of Matthew, who calls out that it was Jeremiah, it's neat to see them put that together.  Even if they're talking about the way soldiers killed the 2-and-unders.  I told them they were probably all right in their death-by-_____; there were a lot of kids killed.  Not just Jesus?  Nope, aimed for one and took out a bunch in the looking.  But the one got away. 

Thing is, I myself learned a new tradition this year when my friend, an Episcopal priest, shared a pic of the chalk he bought for his congregation. 

Here's a full article which goes into much fuller explanation. 

What we did:

First we blessed the chalk, then used the chalk to write a secret code on the church entryway:

20*C+M+B+19

Which not only contains a numeric code of 20 times C, which is kinda like century, plus 19, for the year it is...

...It also contains the initials of the magi, or wise men, who according to tradition are Caspar, Melchior, and Balthasar...

...And it has them following the star, as it were...

...And it alludes to a Latin blessing: Christus Mansionem Benedicat.  Christ bless this house.

Then for take home art and to bless our own homes we did some chalk art of mountains and the secret code, and a prayer.

Visit, O blessed Lord, this home
with the gladness of your presence.
Bless it and all who live or visit here
with the gift of your love; and grant that
we may show your love to each other
and all whose lives we touch.
Lord Jesus Christ, be with us now and forever.
Amen.

Monday, December 24, 2018

Joy to the world!

(I walked in on Big Frog watching Monday Night Football on the last night of Fantasy Football playoffs.)
me: Are we winning?
Big Frog: We just need J. Cook to get 6 points.
me: Is that Jay or Jason?
Big Frog: I don't know.  His first initial is J.
ne: What do you think it stands for?
Big Frog: Jeremiah.
me: Jeremiah?  Was he a bullfrog?
Big Frog: No.
me: How can you tell?
Big Frog: I understood everything he said.

Joy to the world, y'all!

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Advent - Dec 2

This might be my favorite chorale of Handel's Messiah, too.

Advent - Dec 1

I have had the same advent calendar as long as I've been able to read.  There was a time it was encrusted with gold glitter, to the point that touching the plastic bag holding it could transfer glitter to the books around it.  It lived at the very end of my bookshelf so it would always would be there.  Still does, actually, although now it is really not in the least bit glittery.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Where's the line?

Yoohoo: When do we cross the line and start paying for things?

Philly: Oh it's already been crossed.

(Evidently there's a shame-app that, based on who you've already drafted, tells you how to round out your best team.)
 



Later...

Philly: I can't look at someone else's best picks... oh, I CAN!!

Chicken & rice: That's that $4.99 value!

Later...
Commish: Oh, it's a real app!

God loves us

Evidently K, with M's J, made glitter slime this afternoon.

Me, voicing an opinion that I have long held and have voiced before: I don't understand why slime is so popular.  Instead of slime, you could make chocolate chip cookies.
J: But you can share slime with people!
Me: You can share chocolate chip cookies with people!  Chocolate chip cookies are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!

Shortly thereafter...

Unkie and Uncle J were in the kitchen playing with what I thought was the glitter slime. 

Me: So, is that the glitter slime the kids made?
Uncle J: It's putty.
Unkie: Thinking putty. 
Me (do you ever experience deja vu?): I don't understand why slime is so popular.  Instead of slime, you could make chocolate chip cookies.  Chocolate chip cookies are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
M's hubs P: Do we have chocolate chip cookies?
Em: I can make shortbread!

PS: recipe 
1 stick unsalted butter
1/2 c sugar
1c flour, can add up to 1/2 cup more flour if needed -- depends on moisture.

cream butter & sugar (if butter is not softened, shred it with a grater to make it usable)
add flour
work manually until it comes together

optional: can add 1/4c mini chocolate chips

bake 15min at 375F or until edges barely start to brown, then remove from oven and let sit 10min on the hot tray.
prick top surface with fork 

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Ratscrew

So we taught the nieces and their friends to play Egyptian Ratscrew.  With doubles and sandwiches; no rings.  Like that enormous gold class ring, Unkie...

friend: Stop murdering me!
Unkie: That's good life advice, actually.