Sunday, May 5, 2013

Gaude

Big Frog and I had some time to prowl around Mechanicsburg today and went by Gaude1, our first apartment. Wow does it ever look great!



1 Gaude is short for Gaudeamus Igitur, our name for our first apartment. It's Latin for "Therefore, let us rejoice" and is also the name of a graduation hymn. And yes, we love 1) The Student Prince, 2) Mario Lanza, and 3) Dorothy L Sayers' Gaudy Night.


We're going with the assumption that our former upstairs neighbor followed through on his resolve to buy the duplex from our former landlord (who was a schlub, useless and laissez-faire) and really fix it up visually.

We had the front entrance to the left side as you face the duplex. Downstairs we had a straight string of rooms: our great room2, a tiny bathroom, a blank expanse of wall which was the back of our upstairs neighbors' doorway and stairs, an office3 and the kitchen4. In one corner of the greatroom was a wooden staircase with four 90-degree left turns and, at the top, one 90-degree right turn into our enormous bedroom, which was the only painted-and-stenciled room in the apartment: pink with red roses. It was a good thing we were young and in love. Also the rental price was extraordinarily low for a huge space. Closets would have been nice, though.

2 Loved that greatroom. Probably 20'x20', a vaulted ceiling that made our 7.5" fake tree look pint-sized, and a nonworking gas fireplace that we filled with pillar candles. We put in 15' worth of sectional sofa and a dining room table to bring the scale to something approaching normal.
3 Or instead of an office, a second bedroom. Big Frog had a roommate the first summer he was there; that worked out really well, actually.
4 And what a kitchen it was! Yellow with dark brown trim. An ugly, super shiny corrugated metal backsplash behind the stove that ran clear up to the ceiling. An island which was topped with two back-to-back pieces of laminate countertop with molding, which created an enormous bump in the middle.


So needless to say, it needed a lot of work to take it from workable5 to actually looking good! In our walk-by we were only on the outside looking at the cosmetic changes, but there's a lot to be said for curb appeal. For example, I don't remember the detailing on the roofline even being there, but it's so beautiful! I'm going to assume that either 1) it wasn't there before or 2) it was so obscured by the slowly-chipping paint that I never saw it.

5 Pretty low standards on that "workable". We were two college kids who were staying a year and did nothing for the place.

The exterior of the place was wood carved to make it look like enormous blocks of stone. The PNC Bank at the market square is authentically built of stone and is dated 1926.

source: Google Street View

Well, Gaude was the looks-like-it version in wood. But over time, the paint peeled and chipped away. When we moved there in 2000, it still looked like stone unless you looked closely. By the time Google Maps got around to photographing it in 2009, it looked exactly like what it was: horribly weather-beaten wood.

source: Google Street View

We were surprised at what a simple application of paint did for the visual!

Kudos to you, upstairs neighbor! Best wishes with Gaude.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

What show would you like to do?

If you had the skill, the time, the inclination, the resources, and the venue... in short, if all the stars aligned, what show would you like to act in, in what role (male or female; remember, all the stars are aligned)? Is it a different show from what you would direct if everything lined up?

When terping, the choices you can make are different. For example, even though we've asked and been turned down by CVHS, Elton John's Aida would be amazing! With three terps, my male co-terp could be Adam Pascal (Radames), I could be Heather Headley (Aida), and my female co-terp could be Sherie Rene Scott (Amneris). Easy. So much fun! And Elton! Unfortunately for us, CVHS intentionally chooses shows with a massive cast and lots of leads and named characters.

My female co-terp and I also had a long FB chat on Sweeney Todd. Which, in a post-Tim-Burton-version world, when she called Mrs Lovitt right off the bat, she was really calling dibs on Helena Bonham Carter. Because, after all, who wouldn't love to sing Bellatrix? Shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd, am I right? But if she's Helena Bonham Carter, and the default assumption is that of course our male co-terp would get Johnny Depp, I *still* win, big time! Because if I get all the bit parts, that means I get Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall, and Sasha Baron Cohen! Alan Rickman, y'all! Win upon win upon win. Always.

And with my particular penchant for tech theater, here's a special feature from the movie about making blood for film1 2  

1 And just how crazy-much you need for effects, compared to the mere pints an actual human has flowing at a given moment.
2 If you're squeamish about blood, please realize that movie blood is primarily high-fructose corn syrup.

At Toby's, the stage is in the round, which is amazing for closeness to the stage, as the worst seat in the house is a whopping 30' from the stage, and those in the front need to be cautioned to keep their toes tucked in lest they become part of the action. But it makes eliminating corpses interesting. What they did was create a platform filling half the floor at the center of the stage. When Pierelli died, his actor, the amazing Larry Munsey, tumbled thru a trapdoor and spent the balance of Act 1 inside the platform, on a camping mattress, with his ipod. As for the victims during "God, That's Good", there are four aisles for the stage. With Sweeney's barber chair installed in the middle of the platform, a body sling was ziplined from the balcony above one aisle down to Sweeney's chair, where he strapped in a victim and, with a tip of the chair, sent him whizzing down and out the opposite aisle. It was a wonder of tech theater. And kind of creepy. But that's Grand Guignol for you.

But my male co-terp doesn't want to do Sweeney Todd. He's not a Sondheim fan. And I can see how being Johnny Depp would have less appeal than being Alan Rickman3. Instead, his preference is Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat4, in which he actually played5 Joseph in a local-to-him production. Or he would like Jekyll and Hyde, which I actually have not yet seen.

3 Alan Rickman!
4Joseph is Big Frog's preference, too. Big Frog would be Reuben, who sings the Country song "One More Angel in Heaven".
5 Acted, not terped.


Once Upon a Mattress might be fun too. Or Guys and Dolls. Or Lion King6. Or Billy Elliot... and now we're back on an Elton kick7, there's always Aida...

6 Costuming would be a bigger challenge there than terping, although CVHS has a custom couturier who makes up their costumes.
7 Or were we never off one?

May the 4th

Happy Star Wars Day!


source: geek-news.mtv.com


source:shirttrader.com

And my favorite Whose Line is it Anyway? clip, Star Wars: Number of Words.1

1 Why can't I embed from YouTube via tablet?? I know how to do it via desktop. YouTube just provides the link there. But in the app, oh no.

EDIT: Embed accomplished by borrowing Earl's laptop. Still can't figure it out on the tablet. Suggestions welcome.


Additional images as the day progresses:

Liturgy runs deep.

source: Lutherans Online FB page, although I'm not Lutheran.

Here, too, is Drew McWeeny's Film Nerd 2.0: Star Wars journey introducing his two kids, aged 6&3, to the films. It was my introduction also to the idea of watching films in the sequence 4-5-(flashback to)1-2-3-(et voila, triumphant finale)6, which I definitely prefer to the sequence we got with the releases of old trilogy-new trilogy.

Who loves Legos? And would like their creations to be in a movie?

Drew McWeeney, of Motion/Captured on HitFix, reports that there's a Lego movie in the works in which a minifig is the main character. It will be like Roger Rabbit in that all licensed Lego worlds will interact, much like the hodgepodge of sets strewn across any family's living room. McWeeney remarks, "The movie is interesting if only because of how many different intellectual properties they're playing with under one umbrella." Co-director Phil Lord describes it as, "[T]he only movie where Batman, Gandalf, and Dumbledore can all hang out with Morgan Freeman.""

The ReBrick contest is a chance for you to design something in Lego, shoot video of it, and then share that with the community via the official Lego site. The best video will actually end up in the movie.

You have until May 6, this Monday, to get your entry in. If I knew about it sooner I would have passed it along sooner. The movie itself will launch in February 2014. Even if you don't have time to make up your own stop-action movie, at least watch some of the amazingly creative entries already on the ReBrick website.

PS Of all things, I'm amused that minifigs can't high-five.

Heroes in their own words - on beyond wordclouds

source: imgur.com

The Princess Bride


Firefly


O Brother Where Art Thou

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

British Therapy

Watching Love Actually b/c right now I'm feeling like Emma Thompson: "The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is, it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head."

One of my high school classmates, the inimitable Risa Binder, was just nominated for a Grammy. An actual Grammy. Resultingly she's been appropriately meme-d.

And here's official video from Risa's Youtube channel of the song, "Just Like That", on General Hospital last July.

Umm... aside from Risa and Lisa being just one letter different, my actual initials until I got married were EMY. Just sayin'.

I am absolutely delighted for her and at the same time I am glad that today I accomplished a load of wash and a WalMart run while watching the kidlets.

Also, watching Bill Nighy swear in British never gets old.

PS Am I the only one who, every time Britain's Got Talent comes on, now says in their own head, "Ant or Dec"?