Bluegrass

So the girls (Nilla & Mocha, our guinea pigs) have been eating timothy hay up to this point as their primary food.  But the newest box for them, I ordered something different.

me: So the girls have a new kind of hay: bluegrass.  It's longer, very supple...
Big Frog: I like bluegrass.
me: Yes, I figured that would endear the girls to you all the more.  But if you strap tiny banjos to them, you're dead.